A little break from real issues!

Dusty Underwear One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.It would probably take a few inches off your butt!!'His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.The next morning the husband took a pair underwear out of his drawer.'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. ' April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear ?She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.'